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Home » Archives » March 2009 »What will you do when the zombies come?

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03/26/2009: "What will you do when the zombies come?"
     »Listening: some shit Jaye's playing«
     »Feeling: Tired «

I'll tell you what I won't do: "...start decapitating zombies left and right!"


Um, anyway. I learned all I know about zombies from my (PRECIOUS!) Anita Blake books. If the zombie is still connected to it's animator and they're strong enough to control it (And assuming they didn't raise them for evil purposes) I'll just let the animator handle it.

If, however, they've gotten out of control I'll burn them. One of the only ways to really kill them. I mean, you can shoot them all you want but they're just gonna be angr(ier) zombies with holes all in them. Really though, I hope Edward is there with his flame thrower.

If we're gonna go all hypothetical here just call me a necromancer and I got it. I'd probably control the zombie and make it do my bidding. So, watch out, chick from Flyleaf. You might have a hoard of crazy-strong and intelligent zombies on your hands. The stronger the animator the more human-like the zombie appears. And the harder it is to get the zombie to realize it is, indeed, dead. Necromancers can do the latter. They can also control other types of undead, like vamps. Maybe even a Master of the City.

Especially if you become the human servant of a Master of the City. Then, watch it. You're gonna get so crazy-powerful you may scare even yourself. Makes for a good read. Um, wait, I'm supposed to talk about zombies...

Fuck the zombies though. I'm ALL ABOUT the vamps. RAAAAR.

Gist of this answer: If a hoard of zombies starts causing a ruckus, call me. I am The Executioner. I got this.



 
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